Cher Monsieur Windswept, although it seems that by wearing a face mask with a Roxy cover girl or Bryan on it you must be the King of Corona

, I am reluctant to buy such an accessoire.
Why? Because the pandemic crisis is something that I don't want to be linked to my musical hero(es). Roxy on an umbrella, Ferry on a shirt - no problem because I own a lot of these paraphernalia

. But Roxy on a mask reminds me of this regrettable situation we're all in. Très negative - and nothing for my face.
You could say that Germans have a general problem with humour - but in this respect it's not the case. If it's a question of humour I'd rather watch a Monty Python film

.